Father: Well, my son, what is your number in the school-list this month?
Son: I am the twenty-sixth.
Father: How many boys are there in your class?
Son: There are twenty-six.
(A month later.)
Father: Well, my boy, what is your number in the list now?
Son: I am the twenty-seventh.
Father: How can that be? If I remember right, there are only twenty-six in your class.
Son: Oh! No, we have a new boy now.
school-list список учащихся (по успеваемости)
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Teacher: How many fingers have you?
Teacher: Well, if four were missing, what would you have then?
Bobbie: No music lessons.
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